i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
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IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
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His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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