it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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