Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
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I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
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ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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