let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
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Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
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Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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