is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
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I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
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He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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