I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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