No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I just blew my weed a kiss
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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