I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I DEMAND FORESKIN
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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