We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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