Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
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Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
It's blow job season.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
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He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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