I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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