You made me cry and you don't even care
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
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I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
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She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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