check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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