is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
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There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
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Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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