so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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