does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
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When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize