just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
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the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
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I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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