dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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