and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
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How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
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Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.