I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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