How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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