I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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