I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
His nipple licking is glorious
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