Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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