is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Randomize
