well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
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It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
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too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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