Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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