we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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