your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Two words: blizzard sex
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Randomize
