We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
My penis needs a shock collar
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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