I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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