I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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