covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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