Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
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I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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