I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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