It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
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