Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
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Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
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do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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