I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
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hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
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So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
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I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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