I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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