He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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