I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
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She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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