We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
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I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
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Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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