are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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