when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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