**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
So vagazzling was a success
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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