she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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