You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
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I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
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I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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