Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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