Me. At least after what I've been through.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
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i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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