redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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