He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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