I cannot find my penis.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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