Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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