i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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