butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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