i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
how does that bad decision feel?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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